What came first, the chicken or the egg? – Neither–the Easter Bunny!
How did the eggs leave the highway? – They went through the “Eggs-it”.
What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much? – He cracked up.
How do eggs stay healthy? – They “Egg-cercize“.
What kind of plants do eggs keep? – Eggplants, silly!
Why was the little girl sad after the race? – Because an egg beat her!
Why did the egg go to the baseball game? – For the egg-stra innings!
What kind of jokes do eggs tell? – Egg yolks!
What do you call an egg from outer space? – An “Egg-stra terrestial”.
What day does an egg hate the most? – Fry-days.
Why couldn’t the eggs go out on a hot summer day? – They were afraid they would fry!
What did the egg say to the clown? – You crack me up!
What part did the egg play in the movies? – He was an “Egg-stra”.
What do you call an egg who is on the computer too much? – An “Egg Head”.
Why didn’t the egg play on the computer very much? – His brain would be fried.
What did the eggs do on the Internet? – They looked for a good egg-site!
Why couldn’t the egg family watch T.V.? – Because their cable was scrambled.
What did the mommy egg say to the baby egg? – You’re “Egg-stra special”.
Why did the egg go to school? – To get “Egg-u-cated”.